Your Weekly Jokes
Grandpa dies
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died,
Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.
When she asked how her grandpa had died, her
grandma explained, not holding back anything of
course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday
morning!"
Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the
age of 94 was surely asking for trouble!
"Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every
Sunday morning in time with the church bells!"
"In with the dings, out with the dongs!"
She paused to wipe away a tear, "...If it wasn't for
that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!"
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died,
Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.
When she asked how her grandpa had died, her
grandma explained, not holding back anything of
course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday
morning!"
Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the
age of 94 was surely asking for trouble!
"Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every
Sunday morning in time with the church bells!"
"In with the dings, out with the dongs!"
She paused to wipe away a tear, "...If it wasn't for
that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!"
